Swipe Fails

True stories of #onlinedating in the 21st century. #resultsmayvary #emptyhanded

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Today a man told me “or you could just lose weight!”

#FunFact #HeDatesMen #JustDont

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@saratardiff gets it

#FirstDates

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#WorstPickUpLines #TheRoom #MovieQuotes #SorryNotSorry

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#OnlineDating #Bio

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I mean, he’s not wrong…
#TinderBio #OnlineDating

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Had a man over for the first time since before COVID. He explored every inch and we had the bed moving more than once. It felt so weird to have someone so close and touching all of my things

He left and I’m pretty pleased with his service. My new wifi is great!

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#BecauseCOVID

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Online dating questions in 2021

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Online dating in 2021
#pickuplines #sailormouth #fbombsallday @hinge

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Seriously tho... #DTF #OnTheQuest #SeekingAPartner

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@romyreiner Grab him by the pussy.

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Check out Brooke's video! #TikTok https://t.co/NETgJ6RRMg

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“It’s girthy”

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@IdahoChicks @ccavanaugh444 I sent them some winners

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#loveinthetimeofcorona #covid #onlinedating

[Kaitlyn McQuin @kaitlynmcquin]

You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing?

Dudes on dating apps

Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting.

We’re pen pals now, my dude.

We bout to get Jane Austen up in here.

Now, write me a poem.

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Something to look forward to...

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Don’t Date December is going great. Nothing has changed, yet I’m somehow winning at something now.

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Same. #tinderbio #onlinedating

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#thesnackthatsmilesback