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* See all Evil * Hear all Evil * Resist all Evil *

You're only given a little spark of madness, you mustn't lose it ~Robin Williams

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me in 2 parts

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🎶 THE TRAP IS FILLED UP WITH SO MANY MISTAKES CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE
YOU BE A SAINT OR A SINNER WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU DECIDE

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if you can work hard
you can rest hard
if you can rest hard
you can play hard

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who do you think you are?! I AM!!

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nooo! i forgot to disable auto update in the play store on the new phone and my twitter finally updated to X 😭

656 days of resistance, gone

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does ketchup belong in the fridge or pantry/cabinet

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if youre the smartest person in the room, youre in the wrong room
if youre the dumbest person in the room, youre still in the wrong room
as a matter of fact, you might just not know where you are

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[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

Balloonerism 🎈

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🎶 THE TRAP IS FILLED UP WITH SO MANY MISTAKES CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE
YOU BE A SAINT OR A SINNER WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU DECIDE

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do you always wear sunglasses when you drive during the day? what color are your eyes?

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'envy' can also be spelled 'i can'

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why does getting my hairs cut always make me feel so damn good 😂

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i just saw a commercial for @bugasalt which was a glorious cross between a fever dream and reminding me of the days i was coming out of my 16 day coma

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🎶 if i could smoke fear away id blow that mothafucker up
and then i take twooo puffsss

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does peanut butter go better with red apples or green apples?

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fuck you and fuck me, looks like we're all fucked anyways so dont intervene

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🎶 i pray to god i can fall asleep
sick of these annoying talkative sheep
a bunch of llamas husslin sellin me fleece
hopin a gyro taste better in greece
(its pronounced gyro)
my dad told me im a weirdo
i told him shut up
im a fuckin superhero

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what is the better root beer?

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"To live as an artist is a way of being in the world. A way of perceiving. A practice of paying attention."

- Rick Rubin

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🎶 let us have a grand finale
the world will be just fine without me