Ph.D. Swiss

Professional cheese grader

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

dude what is the point of twitter

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

@quinnandout must be heat

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

cuz you’re my only follower

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

fun fact:
scrappy doo I love you

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

it’s hard to focus in church when i got this beautiful man gettin big on me like this. y’all lookin like a snack today fam

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

pet peeve:

Person: i love hardwood floors

Me: Bitch u tryna say there’s soft wood too?

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

situational context is everything. you can slap ur homies butt during a game, like “GO GET ‘EM TIGER.”

... but if you bring your hand even remotely close to his ass anywhere else, on a scale from 1 to gay; guess where you’re at. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

help i got drunk crashed my car and sucked a dick for $3.49 cuz a homie was broke but needed a favor. how did i get here and how do i get out. stay in school kids, penis don’t feel good when it’s tickln your tonsils

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

dogs like me

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

i love hulk porn

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

fortnight > every COD combined

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

y’all can suck my muenster dick

[Ph.D. Swiss @SwissMichael]

@rhysdgreen @ColtonSeever Mind your own fucking business 🖕🏻