Southern Bitch

Just shut up. Im talking

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

I made boyfriend run out and buy me cinnamon rolls to cure. 👍😍 #sometimeshelovesme

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

Anybody else with a wicked hangover this lively 5th of July? 🙋

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

PART 2: Photos Of Grooms Seeing Their Brides For The First Time On Wedding Day http://t.co/9CUDMHewvQ

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

This makes me so angry. The Sandy Hook Shooting - Fully Exposed http://t.co/elfYkIsQ

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

Hells yes you do #respectme

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

I met a boy named Topher from New Orleans. He's so dreamy 😍

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

But now all you do is just treat me cold, ain't gonna take it no more I'm walkin out the door #loverloverlover

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

@Slutty_soccer you aren't missing much. Just buy a rockstar and put some vodka in it and THERE YOU GO! #fourloko

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

My money drains out between hair, tattoos, nails, and piercings...

Oh and food and rent and bills and boring stuff like that 😫

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

“@TattedandClassy: I want more tattoos, but I'm broke. #poorgirlprobs” #mylife

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

Ok but seriously, there isn't a solid reason to hate on Nickelback. #gottalovemesome #bandwaggoners

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

What the hell is flub? #dumbasssmartphone

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

Like how this 13 year old flub my personal. No mutual followers, no hashtags nothing. Like #whodafuqareyou

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

Sometimes I really wonder how people find me on twitter..

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

Can I just stay in my towel and lounge around all day? I don't want to get dressed and participate in society today 😞 #teamnaked

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

Is it bad that I still haven't gotten out of bed? #lazyprobs

[Maeve @recoveryspirit]

how many times in a week can you watch pitch perfect?

the limit does not exist

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

My sister just got engaged!!!! #soexcited 💍👫💏💑👰👪

[Southern Bitch @switchbitchin]

Whore, lovely, funny. Hmm a bit of mixed signals

[Ryan @WayOfRyan]

Females on twitter should start a petition to officially change the spelling of "stop" to "STAHP!"