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kinda like if Type 3 Fun was a 26 year old girl

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my liege, im spiralling

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Quest added: SURVIVE THE DAY

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earring got caught in my helmet the other day and bruh i swear my life flashed before my eyes

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girl asked for my instagram and then blocked me 3 hours later #whatdatmean

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to you they squeak, to me they speak

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the rats. they Speak to me

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@evilahhhwizard

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Mazda MX-5

[𝑹𝒊𝒐 ᯓᡣ𐭩 @rioserenity_]

start with M and we all love it?

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@evilahhhwizard my lawyer told me not to bring that up anymore <\3

[chief chud @evilahhhwizard]

@switchblade_s murder

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the “you’re so sensitive” to “you’re so cold” pipeline

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@httpsfangs a bit controversial but someone had to say it

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

imagine throwing this at your wife in the midst of a heated argument and it makes this noise when it opens a cavity in her skull

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sometimes when im talking i can visually see [Failed] at the end of my sentence

[angie @sweetangelette]

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

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@httpsfangs i often feel like this irl

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Catalytic Converter would be a beautiful name for a baby girl