Parker Haines

[Parker Haines @switchtheboi]

Help out! Give to Top Surgery-Becoming My Authentic Self https://t.co/lhAHPViQDJ. Raise funds on @generosity

[Parker Haines @switchtheboi]

Help out! Give to Top Surgery-Becoming My Authentic Self https://t.co/lhAHPViQDJ. Raise funds on @generosity#topsurgery #unicorn

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#VoiceSaveKimberly

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@burlesquebishop you know anyone who has extra tickets? I need two for fri, sat, and sun!!!

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Reba!! #thevoice

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#VoiceSaveAnita

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Blerg.

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Retry tryst

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Chicago http://t.co/iKMB7sX2gM

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Look who's at Spoon River! I love my job! http://t.co/lF42dYTu

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/ou9a6Zmr

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/8zqdGdLT

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@AnthonyCarasa Hahahahaha.

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Picking up Tito Bonito and Shea Coulee' at the Megabus stop!!!! Oh yeah. Prepare for some mini apple lovin!!!

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Anyway you slice it. This hurts. Your silence speaks volumes.

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@AnthonyCarasa what???? You are in town??? Aggggh. Sorry I missed you too!

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Flattery will get you everywhere@AnthonyCarasa

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Hunger Games. Meh.

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Went to Cheapo....left with Elliott Smith, Snow Patrol, DamIen Rice, And the best of Police.... its that kinda day.