Sam

Photographer, runner, poet, punster, pillock.

[Isabelle Westbury @izzywestbury]

Harrowing stuff going through the Australian newspapers this morning, but amongst the euphoria is both disappointment/pity (worse!) at Eng's efforts, but also this brilliant perspective from @danbrettig in @theage, showing remarkable restraint when he had no need to... #ashes

[Sam @switterney]

@HackneyMoves @BeersWithNathan @RaceRoster Hello- just realised the exact same thing has happened to me! Missed the emails that were going to Spam now the code has expired. Can I give you my details?

[Sam @switterney]

@twiterney this is beautiful indeed

[Sam @switterney]

@BBCRadio3 just discovering Late Junction for the first time and binge listening. Absolutely wonderful. 🤯 👌

[Sam @switterney]

Conservative HQ have gone from "gung ho" to "hung, go". #politicallyNeutralPunning #hungparliament #pun

[David Shrigley @davidshrigley]

Time to Choose

[Sam @switterney]

@cheekykita1 In Tittitular Town is a tour de force of world class idiocy. Make her go in your eyes if possible.

[Sam @switterney]

I call this "The Boris" https://t.co/ouQjWb8637

[Sam @switterney]

The suspense is killing me. Can someone in New Zealand turn on the morning news and Facetweet the result? #EUreferendum #InOrOut

[Sam @switterney]

Spotted in Hackney now: man on bike with 6" wheels, builder on a handleless Segway. The future is here.

[Sam @switterney]

Lyth, damned Lyth and statistics. #theashes #bbccricket

[Sam @switterney]

I invented time travel tomorrow.

[Sam @switterney]

@ThePoke #unlikelypenguinclassics #tomjones

[Sam @switterney]

For the record, I hit The Wall before anyone else knew what The Wall was. #hackneyhalf #hipsterhalf

[Sam @switterney]

Thanks to @MrBButterfield Diet Plan, I’ve shed over 2lbs in just 10 weeks! (Raising £ for @AfriKids https://t.co/ZysSZRBtMG)

[Sam @switterney]

A bag of drunk buckwheat staggers into a late night Japanese restaurant, the waiter says "I'll serve you when you're soba."

[Sam @switterney]

CRICKET HEADLINE: England make history as first side to lose one day match by an innings. #Nzveng

[Sam @switterney]

I just tried to "like" an email.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

RT if your actions are cosmically inconsequential b/c you've lived this life an infinite number of times & will infinitely through eternity!

[Sam @switterney]

"Feelings are just thoughts that haven't been thought through properly."