Why are you swiping the prime of your life away on Tik-Tok instead of:
-lifting weights
-asking out your crush
-crushing it at work and getting promoted
-bringing grateful energy to the bar
-bragging about your boy to his girlfriend when he’s in the bathroom/is otherwise occupied
-watching The Big Short with your boys (and chill girls with good bodies)
-being more like your favorite movie characters
-working on your secret passion project (the thing you daydream about when you’re sober)
-becoming such a great guy that you become your crush’s crush and she regularly demands you bust inside her
Hope everyone has a very, very tight weekend. Please, if you can, try your best to be an Agent of Stoke. A Prince of Pump. Shit rules. Even if things may be feeling kinda lame. Get stoked. Chill. Let go of the BS if it comes for you and tries to lay claim upon your peace.