Johnny Napalm

Professional gambler. White Claw enjoyer. 26 handicap. Miller Lite. Sponsored by @petermillar

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@onthewayto6and6 Busch Campin Billy,

Please refrain from doxing us at sharkeys as my future wife as a burner account as well.

Thanks,
Napalm

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Limiting your alcohol to certain days of the week is withholding you from reaching your max potential

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Does NordVPN protect me from getting viruses during e-sex?

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@DepressedHok That koozie is tuff

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@Sparkxy8 Sorry babe SRV stays on during sex

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@DepressedHok All that golf drip to shoot 40 over

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@FlappySocks We got a sock freak over here

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The socks n’ flops combo in 20 degree weather is the last thing I expected to see at the bar tonight

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@DepressedHok The womp canister is icing on the cake

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Started talking about the state income tax at thanksgiving

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@mooseqt How about u play the objective pussy

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@DuffyDaDemon The crooked tv mounted on the wall is so aesthetically pleasing

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@DuffyDaDemon Wow that’s it?? Rookie

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@DuffyDaDemon Crazy comment coming from a pledge

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I have one drink and all of a sudden I’m rippin quad deckys

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@jasperhewes @godxwoman This chick lives on tiktok

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Just cleaned the apartment. Let’s have a day

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@DuffyDaDemon You’ll catch me not going to class if it’s raining

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Jeans, dunks, and a thrifted sweatshirt to the gym is insane behavior. What am I witnessing before my own eyes

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@sweetmuffinxox Government plant