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Music soothes the mind|Fan of @ManCity|@Warriors|@RealMadrid|@Chiefs|Don’t be emotional it’s Twitter|UNRETIRED FAN OF @KaizerChiefs until further notice

[swizz_T @swizzT2]

Locked in 2.0 🔒

[swizz_T @swizzT2]

Locked in 🔒

[Dimakatso Ramayan. @Milla__K]

Kokoleo used to tell the TL gents to get their monies up or shut up 😭😭 what went wrong?

[Hazel Kotu @aclasshazel]

Every Uber driver I’ve had this week was/is South African. March and March is effective.

[News24 🇿🇦 @News24]

Ramaphosa to address the nation on immigration issues as tension rises
https://t.co/POynJHukUS

[Simphiwe @simphiwetwala53]

NIGERIANS AGAIN:

This is Joseph from Nigeria, he has been found with human skull at Table View in Cape Town.

@NigeriaGov, did you see what your people are doing in another man country.

😫😫😫

[Dabane wakwa Laxa @MelikhayaL3006]

A friend is heading to CT to cheat and wants to share her location with me so at least one person knows where she is. I don’t like being put in that position, but I also don’t want to come across as judgmental.

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[Tha Realist❤️‍🔥 @F3LO_G]

Nah. This wan off me😂😂😭💔

[Lerato Pillay 🇿🇦💎🇿🇦 @LeratoPillayZA]

Dear Mr Groenewald
You promised to disable the network signal in prisons - how far are you with this Sir 🧐

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

LMAOOOOO

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Ex-TikTok star opens up about living in the streets & reveals that she spends all $600 she makes daily from selling herself on dr*gs 😮💔

“I don’t sleep, I don’t eat. I get up, I go [sell] myself for money and then I come back & cop [dr*gs], and repeat.”

[Siya 🤙 @StapuraDlamini]

Get yourself a retail hun and be happy 😋😍

Ubumnandi bodwa

[Gandalf @Black_X_Radio]

Ekasi in Mams there was this other girl who was working at Pick n Pay as a cashier, she was so beautiful…she looked Indian but is Tswana. Every nigga in the hood wanted her…so there was this millionaire gudzumela old man. He gave her 10k for lunch and gave the lady his contact number. At a later stage she fell for me…🥹 I have never ate a guy’s money like I did his 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

He looks like one of them Americans that turned Muslim in prison

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[swizz_T @swizzT2]

@Shopidiie @Milla__K She’ll definitely send you some even if it’s R500 since you’re her favourite 😂

[👁️ @WolffHVLines]

Nawe as umjitha why would you accept groceries from a woman?? Groceries pho?? Yey yey yey! If you’re facing a financial struggle bro! Leave your girl and suffer alone.👍🏿

[Thando Zulu @Thando_tz]

“My man is literally my best friend “ Nisazoy’thenga Ashwaganda bafazi .

[mpho💗 @xoxompho]

so when you guys are in a relationship your boyfriends pay for EVERY single thing?😭

[Nutty Memani @Zamagebe_21175]

Toxic relationships are hard to end. People get used to the chaos, so they always find their way back to each other,allegedly,they are back together😭😭

[Maphiri @Chibuleni]

I just witnessed the funniest fight of my life. 🤣🤣
A Zulu man and a white guy were going at each other, exchanging words left, right, and center. The argument was getting heated until the white guy suddenly started swearing in fluent Zulu. 😭😭The Zulu man froze, looked at him and said, "Kanti, you can speak Zulu?! So I wasted all my English for nothing?" 🤣🤣🤣At that point the fight was over. Everyone was laughing, including the two people who were fighting. 😂😂💀