Swiz

AKA a Cyber Swiz Army Knife, swizzling limbs, beverages, amino acids, matrices, and pointers 24/swizen.

[Maxime Rivest 🧙‍♂️🦙🐧 @MaximeRivest]

Fable turned my remarkable into Tom Riddle's diary from Harry Potter.

My prompts fade, a LLM respond.

Magical!

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.

[Swiz @Swizzine]

@vxunderground Unsurprised your vehicle is a Honda.
#MuscleCar
#BrainEngine
#HondaJunkie

[Cyber Security News @The_Cyber_News]

⚠️ CISA Urges Securing Microsoft Intune Following Stryker Breach

Source: https://t.co/TTevBy8WEA

CISA has issued an urgent alert urging organizations to harden their endpoint management system configurations following a cyberattack on Stryker Corporation, a U.S.-based medical technology firm, on March 11, 2026.

The cyberattack against Stryker Corporation highlights a growing trend of threat actors targeting endpoint management platforms, particularly Microsoft Intune, to gain privileged access across enterprise environments.

In response to the breach, CISA is urging all organizations to implement Microsoft’s newly released best practices for securing Microsoft Intune.

#cybersecuritynews

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

I am genuinely impressed by mainstream media outlets ability to find absolute nobodies in cybersecurity. It's remarkable. I am often left speechless.

There has been dozens occasions, especially as of recent, where some media outlet will be like, "Today as a special guest is world-renowned cybersecurity expert and ethical hacker Joe McCyberSecurity".

I'm like, who the fuck is Joe McCybersecurity? I've been doing cybersecurity and malware stuff for a long time and I've never once seen or heard of Joe McCybersecurity. If he is world-renowned, I would THINK I would have seen them or heard of them.

The camera then pans over to Joe McCybersecurity and it is the most generic cookie cutter white dude in a cheap suit and the tag below him will say something like, "Joe McCybersecurity, Ethical Hacker, CEO of Cybersecurity McJoe Industries"

I'm like, "Cybersecurity McJoe Industries? What the fuck is that?". I look it up and it's a generic WordPress website hosted on GoDaddy with an expired SSL cert.

Joe McCybersecurity then babbles incomprehensible nonsense for about 60 seconds until the TV host goes "woaw" and it cuts to a commercial.

Absolute cinema.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Yeah, so basically the current prevailing schizo internet theory is that AI nerds have destroyed the internet and created infinite spam.

The advertisement goons are now incapable of determining who is a bot and who is an actual human. The advertisement goons no longer want to pay as much to social media networks.

Social media networks, in full blown panic of losing potential revenue, decided to lobby governments saying "we gotta protect the kids! ID everyone to protect the kids from pedophiles!".

The social media networks know this doesn't really protect kids. But, it does two things (and a third accidentally).

1. They now can identify who is human and who is AI slop machine, or enough to appease the advertisement goons

2. Advertising to children is a general no-no from politicians, or something, so with ID verification they can say with confidence they're not advertising to children because it's been ID verification. Basically, they can weed out the children and focus on advertising to adults

3. The feds can now tell who is human and who is AI slop. This inadvertently helps them with tracking people and serving fresh daily dumps of propaganda, or whatever they want to do.

It's a win-win-win for advertisers, social media networks, the government, and any business which does data collections.

It fucks over everyone else.

Chat, I'm not going to lie to you. This is an extremely good conspiracy schizo theory and I unironically believe it.

[Swiz @Swizzine]

#SizzleReel (aka #ShowReel)
https://t.co/2YT88XSzBg

[Swiz @Swizzine]

Learning to look at a webpage and via patterns in URLs and other visual clues (#FrontEnd) be able to decipher what lang/framework was used to dev, pack, and deliver it (#BackEnd) can be a really useful skill to have in your #BackPocket.

[Swiz @Swizzine]

#PrintToPDF positions that you sign an offer for, & track your progress while in a role, not after. You learn things from #PastVsPresent. A prior signed offer that fell through was reposted (few months later), this time with higher salary range... Profit or incentive/market? 🤔

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

THEY MADE A WORM IN C&C GENRALS

Insane blog post by Bryan Alexander from @Atredis, presented at the @DistrictCon junkyard

https://t.co/O2lz0C3qpm

[Swiz @Swizzine]

Coolest #badge I have, hands up! 🕺
#DisCo #NeverDies
#BigTaro #DistrictCon

[DistrictCon @DistrictCon]

We're thrilled to announce we're coming back for DistrictCon Year 1!

🗓️ Jan 24-25, 2026
📍Capitol Hilton

[Swiz @Swizzine]

This weekend, it's BACK to Year 1! 😜
#ImBackOnTwitter
#BackToTheFuture
#NewJunkyardHacks

[DistrictCon @DistrictCon]

We're excited to present: A new DC hacker conference designed to bring together builders, breakers, and fixers to do cool sh*t. *
Join our list to get notified when tickets go live. https://t.co/IDECUCpLTE

[Swiz @Swizzine]

#GryphonRouter needs #VPN access now for #CameraUpload. #GoodToKnow to #TemporarilyAllow it to #TransferFiles.

[Swiz @Swizzine]

#TIL a #KeyboardShortcut for #Atom #TextEditor:
When focused over a time in #CommandMode (#Vim), Ctrl+A decrements the minutes!

[Swiz @Swizzine]

Long awaited #UX change, but also kind of sad and no doubt, memory-hogging. #Googling

https://t.co/sxV71m0509

[Swiz @Swizzine]

DCv&
BNE1

#Deception

[Swiz @Swizzine]

Feature in last tweet came from #Feedly's #Leo #AIassistant:
https://t.co/JSQErVwTr5

[Swiz @Swizzine]

#Feedly had this cool #MitreAtt&ck button (seemed not present on the actual website). Looks like they have up-d their #TextOnly / #CintentOnly #ReadingView!

@MITREattack @MITREattackDef

[Swiz @Swizzine]

For those #perfectionists and #universalists out there:

https://t.co/NdDGpIdUk3

#FoNtS #MONOspaced