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más puta que betty boop

[aifos @swolefia]

If you ever wanna get the ick from her just image her putting on a bodysuit from the bottom

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bro really took my vocabulary and said “I don’t think this is gonna work out”

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it’s hard to imagine that the same bitches I get drunk off the ass with have actual careers and are actually really fucking smart

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where the fuck did goldfish even come from i don’t think they be in the water chillin w the sharks and shit

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i know this 30 year old virgin can’t be that demanding

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My new fav look on a guy is when they wear their sunglasses on the back of their head

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everyday tinder men amaze me

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I DESPERATELY WANT THE PANTs KHLOE HAS ON WHAT ARE THEY

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PINK HEART 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[aifos @swolefia]

pov: you’ve been talking to a guy in the military for two weeks

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I feel like Hispanic girls end up w white guys* bc they’re really nice and have golden retriever energy and hispanic girls are raised to be independent and work for no one while Hispanic guys are raised babied and very serve the men first like machista
*exclusions apply

[aifos @swolefia]

nothing I hate more than seeing a dog that wants to come up and smell me and the owner just yanks him away bruh GIVE ME THE F DOG BITCH

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GOD F DAMNIT a guy I was seeing took me to Dave and busters and I forgot I have him my card to hold onto while we play games AND HE TOOK IT HOME I had 1,500 tickets on that hoe AND I DONT WANNA SEE HIM AGAIN HES WEIRD😔😔😔

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Mexican bakeries slap frosting and sprinkles on a random ass bread and call it pan dulce

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SAY SIKE RN

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘New Girl’ is leaving Netflix after 10 years on the platform.

[aifos @swolefia]

One thing ab me is that if I’m at a mall connected w a target I am walking back to my car to leave my target bag bc I am not walking around with a ridiculous bag full of ritz, pb and tampons

[aifos @swolefia]

me already going 90+ on the left lane and the nissan in the back still tailing me

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had a guy said he worked in law enforcement, he shows me a picture and the mf works for allied universal 😐

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fuck fucking his homie, fuck his tattoo artist

[aifos @swolefia]

@ppqueef draft them, all of them

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I was texting this guy and he’s like “oh I don’t have a car yet can you pick me up” and I was like “I don’t have a car either” just to see what he would say and he left me on seen ?