Speccy Cxnt

Whatever floats your goat | Chapter 28 | Im an emergency service vehicle | Falling for straight girls since 2012

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After 15 years in the closet I would have thought I would have a better sense of style.

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Going to a barber for a haircut is so euphoric, I love it sm

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ID'd for Monster on my 29th birthday 😂

[LINKIN PARK @linkinpark]

UK - see you at @downloadfest 2026 (June 10-14) at Donington Park. Tickets are available now at https://t.co/Diwn2EKI6F. #DLXXIII

[Download Festival @DownloadFest]

Welcome to the land of #DLXXIII. Adventure awaits you 🔥

[SNEAK @SneakEnergy]

BREAKING NEWS: EVERYTHING IS STAYING THE SAME

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Love that my dad has @lspraggan jams at least twice a week.
His fave songs are You're too young and Cocaine and I absolutely love that he likes both old and new 🥺

He's so cute man

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Poppy getting all excited, running back and forth between me, dad and the front door.

I started work at 8, should have finished at 5 but got some stabbing and digging done at the dentist so I'm off work.

She was telling us it was time to pick me up

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You're telling me, @Google are unable to track my device and send it back to me?

I sent it for repair, not replacement.
I was told the device I was sent was TEMPORARY while my phone was being repaired.
I was not told that I was returning my device permanently.

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Only day 2 of this fucking ankle bollocks and I'm already fed up 🙄

Lovely new shoe for the heatwave

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@Ticketmaster_xx No thank you, I would rather speak to the verified Ticketmaster accounts.

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@DownloadFest is in less than 5 days and I've still not heard anything about the hoodies we ordered even being dispatched 🙄 people that ordered after us have got theirs even people in Ireland have theirs but we haven't had anything at all... @TicketmasterCS

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Gonna be real mad if it doesn't turn up on time tbh, paid 60 quid each and won't even have them for the festival???

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@Deliveroo @SUBWAY I have sent an email. I hope to hear from you soon.

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How can @deliveroo only refund 3 quid of a £14 @SUBWAY order when the entire sandwich is wrong? 2 main components missing and the two I got may as well be fucking plastic.

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@Deliveroo @SUBWAY I have tried to DM you but X is saying I can't because I'm not verified so I can't.

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Ordered a 'Big Breakwich' and received this.
Cannot tell me this looks appealing.

(It's supposed to also have hashbrowns, poached eggs, American cheese and ketchup)

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@shan_marie_xo I got a cute fluffy pcs cure here 👀

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@SimbaSleep Took 2 years but I got one 😂 (secondhand and for free, but still)

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Is getting a @SimbaSleep mattress taking the Lion King obsession a bit too far?

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@SimbaSleep This must be a sign, lovely blc notification this morning

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Abs: I got some facemasks with hydraulic acid in
Me: I don't think I wanna put hydraulic acid on my face
Abs: oh, yeah that's the stuff for bouncy cars isn't it
Me: yeah, heavy lifting and shit
Abs: it'll be like a facelift then

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@shan_marie_xo Ahh it works, cant see nothing else anymore but I can see the sun 😂