jordy

THE CHAMPION HAS A NAME | combat sports geek | pansexual | poseur-esque cinephile | extreme metal nerd | quote unquote writer | 19

[jordy @swoocemachine]

being a waiter at femboy hooters and serving a patron a drink when he says "im sorry but i think im at the wrong place, this appears to be a hooters not an in-n-out" and then he gives you this look

[Dame Margera @damienfarronMMA]

Five things that will be said during the Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway fight

"Green trunks for the southpaw"

"5 year layoff"

"Conor looks gigantic"

"Titanium shinbone"

"Joe I'm really hungry, please rub my big fat belly my name is Daniel Cormier and I love eating food during my time on the commentary desk"

[As Shopped As It Gets @AsShopped]

"It's gonna be a long night for Conor McGregor come Saturday night."

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

It's better than nothing

[jordy @swoocemachine]

mcnuggets vs toy story 5 tumblr sexyman

[Connoisseur of Combat @ConOfCombat]

This is the fight that’s happening next if Conor wins on Saturday btw

[Connoisseur of Combat @ConOfCombat]

This is the fight that’s happening next if Conor wins on Saturday btw

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[Hawk Tuaharch @HwkTwoarch]

Weaver: *Picks up the phone.* "I told you to FUCKING stop calling me Woo-"

Woods: "Weaver, I have to tell you something."

Weaver: "Sorry too FUCKING busy FUCKING killing FUCKING zombies in different FUCKING dimension." *Hangs up.*

Woods: *Sighs.* "I'm pregnant..."

[Hawk Tuaharch @HwkTwoarch]

Weaver: *Picks up the phone.*

Woods: "Weaver I need to tell you. I am Pregnant, and I think it may be yours."

Weaver: "..."

Woods: "Weaver I know you are there."

Weaver: "..."

[jordy @swoocemachine]

@HwkTwoarch someone should get james burns to voice these tweets

[This Day In Gaming History @ThisDayGaming]

James Rolfe Turns 46! 🎮
Born on this day in 1980, James Rolfe is the creator and star of The Angry Video Game Nerd, one of the most influential retro gaming review series that helped shape YouTube gaming culture and inspired countless creators.
#AngryVideoGameNerd

[jordy @swoocemachine]

@ElvisSinosickk fatima kline #duh

[MMA On Point @mmaonpoint]

Grandpa's phone's POV of him using it

[Chloe @FrenziedChloe]

The saddest part of The Mist is when they won’t let him back in after eating too much strawberry jam

[OLEE @Olee_Playz]

Can we eradicate this kind of humour

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at a Rotta the Hutt Halloween costume.

[Marcel Dorff 🇳🇱🇮🇩 @BigMarcel24]

#UFC329/#IFW2026

[36 DAYS TILL EMPEROR GARRY IS CHAMP @KonaMMA_]

I’ve never seen such a brutal mogging in my life…

Paddy looks like a crackwhore who just sold her child for some fentanyl

Meanwhile we look like a distinguished gentlemen ready to handle business

[gorgeous randy flamethrower @santosvenganza]

they really caught that nigga vito in the gay club in full biker gear bro lmfaooo nigga had the hat on and everything

[nik ⚧︎ (^_^) @kurom3owz]

in the front seat of this uber and the driver just looked at my phone and saw this on my tl