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SAW A INCREDIBLY ROTUND SQUIRREL!! It was so BIG and ROUND!!! LIKE A BALL!!

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Whoa now that was crasy

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Women.

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Man I want to hold an Orangutans hand so so bad. I must go to jungle school on Borneo and hold hands with those babies and teach them to be apes again so so bad like so bad I just love those guys so much and they deserve the world

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#lastnightasanrbseniorconfessions
I’ve had the most intense crush on Róisin since like the tail end of freshman year 😦

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@ramaloney59 So true girl✨

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@ramaloney59 N O and it’s SKINCRAWLER idiot

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#lastnightasanrbseniorconfessions
Lifeguarding was a pain in the ass, but Bree telling me all about Kentucky and that one really old French person during a free period 2 weeks ago made it all worth it (Hi Bree I’ll miss you)

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@burner62185293 SO TRUE

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@EddieMelidis ILY MORE EDDIE

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#lastnightasanrbseniorconfessions
Shout out to everyone who works out at Loyola and says hi to me when we cross paths-Ik we aren’t like friend friends but that always makes me so happy :)

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@PimpsonSas I’d die 28 times over for Asa Simpson.

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#lastnightasanrbseniorconfessions
Did anyone catch that rainbow maternity dress at prom? I was searching for that shit like a hawk and saw nothing💔💔

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@FIexTape They had to get the good looks from someone😍😍😍

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@Ray23830096 You are a good man

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#lastnightasanrbseniorconfessions
When I was a sophomore Michael Bloodgood told me that if I ever bang a chick I had to call him so he could join and then verbally taught me how to finger someone (he was wildly drunk and I was 16 and scared of sex but otherwise he’s very nice)

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No hate to the girls that did this- I’m too pussy to name drop especially since we are friends now, but I think they thought I was like...special needs? And no hate to those kids either AT ALL! Its just like...I’m...not...???

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#lastnightasanrbseniorconfessions
Okay so freshman year i had several classes with young life girls and almost every time I’d raise my hand to say something they would like...clap at me for participating. As if it was impressive that I could function in a classroom.