joan d’aria

biblically accurate ableton user | 24 | she/her

[joan d’aria @swooningseraph]

no face june ^_^

[charis 🇵🇸 @ajaxoan]

no face june:3

[joan d’aria @swooningseraph]

@epsteinunaliver oh god avey :( i’m so sorry :(((

[joan d’aria @swooningseraph]

@irisketball happy birthday iris!!! :D

[joan d’aria @swooningseraph]

@epsteinunaliver of course honey :c

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

Nothing better than a #Beer and a #Joint... 🍺 Except maybe #Women 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

the most embarrassing thing about getting a boner in public is the lil boioioioing sound it makes

[Every Heat (1995) Frame In Order @heatframes]

HEAT (1995) - FRAME 2281

[Sabre @bottleneckloser]

I think about the Vice article on partying at least once a week

[check it @sackkboy]

when im nonchalant asfk at underscores barricade w a messy bun glasses & a book in my hand & she sees me in the crowd like That girl has a story…bring her to me backstage so i go on some chill shi & we smoke together brushing fingertips omg what was the joke i was even gonna mak

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

you can just do extreme boom back to establish the world #youcanjustdoextremeboombacktoestablishtheworld

[joan d’aria @swooningseraph]

@fawnc0re mwahaha :3

[joan d’aria @swooningseraph]

@femtasmagoria shit

[helmet girl is @ home @sbodrojan]

Drug use. Queer nightlife. Social work. The sanctity of the family. All topics about which I totally do not have radical ideas, and which I am enthusiastic about litigating in a quasi-professional setting with my colleagues and a hoard of random teenagers for the next 6 months.

[Reilly @bigguccirei]

We do extreme boom back to establish the world

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh good they're sending a bunch of guys up a staircase to get Bourne. Looks like this is the end for old Bourney

[Almaqah @_Almaqah]

The fake Palestinian in Philly is really lucky the lesbian bar story took off

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

still think abortion is cool? why not ask your...
aborted gf: i'm sorry you never got to cheat on me.
aborted homunculus: i would've wanted to be an outlet for your violent emotions.
aborted drake: you could've used to call me on my cellphone.

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Friend: (Showing me Not Like Us) What do you think?
Me: This beat is dopelicious
Friend: What about the pedophile bar?
Me: They should shut that place down

[lily @lillianemallow]

oh you have 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬, don't you? You're mommy's 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐚. You're such a 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲 [ ? ] 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞

[Emily 🪽 @virtualpigeons]

Resident Evil True

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

“I just feel like you had some inherent advantages to your transiti-“
*whistle*

Roughing the Passer
defense #24
15-yard penalty, automatic first down