Sara

Aggie Class of '15. I love brunch, music discovery and making playlists, teaching, and dancing around crazily. she/her.

[Sara @swooootish]

Monday comin’ at ya like...

[everslay⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @everslay13]

“hey do you wanna do something fri-”

my honest reaction:

[vinoj @MRPERFECTLYFlNE]

the scariest part of TS12 is that TS13 is next…

[Sara @swooootish]

Whatchu got for us, Tay Tay? 👁️👄👁️

[Sara @swooootish]

Calling it now — Life of a Showgirl is going to also be a single… and it’s going to feature Sabrina Carpenter!

There’s no other explanation of Sabrina being in the Insta carousel from earlier today!

#ts12 #lifeofashowgirl

[Sara @swooootish]

One thing that is very apparent today:

In the clurb, we are NOT all fam.

[Sara @swooootish]

As someone who attempts to keep the peace as much as possible, all the political divisiveness hurts. It hurts BAD.

I’m also a worrier — practically a professional at this point. I worry about what’s to come. 😓

[Sara @swooootish]

Please call me back. Please.

Please? 🥺

[Sara @swooootish]

@cknasaboy @NASA_Orion THIS IS A BIG DEAL! Congratulations, dude!!!

[Sara @swooootish]

You could be one of the most physically attractive people, but if you have a nasty personality, you’re automatically uggo. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sara @swooootish]

if you are going to treat your significant other like garbage, go sit in a trash can because you are ACTUAL garbage. 🗑️

#thanksforcomingtomytedtalk

[𝐡 @haniellesv]

accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone around me feels comfortable, only to realize i never felt comfortable the whole time

[Sara @swooootish]

Tell your friends why you love them. Just do it.

(But don’t make it weird… or do. Live your truth).

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[R. @midnightstrack2]

“With love and hope,

Taylor Swift,
Childless Cat Lady”

[Sara @swooootish]

ABBY JIMENEZ. READ HER STUFF.

10/10 would recommend to literally everyone that loves a good rom-com

[Sara @swooootish]

this tweet aged well.

[nich☁️ @sohighschooll]

Hear me out… ✌🏻
What if we get the standard version of #TSTTPD at midnight and then we get the (Post Mortem edition) at 2 am. It takes two hours for rigor mortis to appear after death….