Allie Watkins

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

Just here to check in with @RaysFanGio long time no see!!!!

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

Since I graduated wedding TikTok it automatically threw me into baby TikTok 🙈🙈 no thank you

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

Secondhand embarrassed for people who still post about trump on FB 🥴

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: you are a PSYCHOPATH if you decorate for fall before Labor Day

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

I need Austintown goodwill to open back up stat this is ridiculous

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

Refusing to accept that it is already JULY and my wedding is NEXT MONTH 😵‍💫

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

If someone came out with a late night ice cream joint they would take all of my money

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

Stupid shit you actually fight about with your man after being together too long: his farts

[not sutay @S5UTAY]

Girl code includes not leaving drunk/high girls alone especially in the presence of men you don’t know btw

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

True love is when your man brings you home a Starbucks when he gets off work but it’s wrong and you’re grumpy so he takes you to get another one 🥺

[gremlin @goodboygremlin]

imagine being here with the love of your life

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

Literally not another queen has the talent and personality that @omgheyrose has on drag race this season and it comes down to a lip sync?!!! No shit Kandy won she’s been in the bottom a bunch of times

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

It’s unbelievable how much money I spend at work at 2am

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

Reasons everyone should hate the Yankees and their fans

[fka TiffanyTrumpVEVO @Johnatron4000]

For the record I would get another Pfizer shot every fucking day alongside my morning cold brew if it meant never dealing with this shit ever again

[Emily Roggenburk @emilyroggenburk]

First home win calls for a giveaway! Giving away a $50 gift card to https://t.co/jkwZzm8Wah RT to enter!
⚾️⚾️⚾️☀️☀️☀️

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

Makes me so happy to see everyone getting vaccinated 😄

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

@car_lyam Lmao 😂 so like accurate? Or nah

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

I don’t know how to explain this but the kids who used to get sweet n sour sauce with their McDonald’s chicken nuggets now radiate crackhead energy

[Allie Watkins @swoop_allieoop]

@RaysUpScott I could tell that coastline anywhere! I’ve been vacationing there since I was 2years old