I made this voiceover a while ago and completely forgot about it, only finding it again today
I was told by a friend to post it here for a banger tweet.
enjoy lmao
Kid: momma what’s a website builder? 🤔
Me: it’s a great thing i used to use! 🥰
Kid: do you have a pic?😍
Me: yes 😎
Kid: but that’s uncle carrd! And auntie rentry…AND THAT’S MOMMY! 😲
*door opens*
strawpage: wallahi you have no gimmicks
If cats knew how to use technology. I think. That they would record themselves making biscuits on different surfaces. And publish the videos on their own ASMR channels.
its hilarious to me how digitan innocuously appears in the background of BOANE considering at the same time pokke is racing cafe digitan is busy shattering the year-long chokehold opera o and doto had on G1 races 😭
My dragon girlfriend (461F, unemployed) is convinced I (27M, blacksmith) only want her for her scales. How do I convince her that the armor I forge with the shedded scales is highly renowned across the realm, helping me provide for our family of eleven?
even coming from a history/archival science perspective, the whole “ao3 is an archive” argument doesn’t hold water. it is NOT an archive. it’s a place where people post fics. archives have rigorous curation processes done to keep material deemed historically valuable and discard