Mike

Just Mike now I guess

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

A month of back and forth with @currys complaining over them basically stealing my money and not giving me what I ordered I’m happy to be informed the next time a manager can call me is JUNE!!! Absolutely useless customer service. Trading standards are going to be my next call

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

Happy new year nerds!

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

Tell me you can’t spell squint without saying you can’t spell squint

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

Crazy taxi is my favourite arcade game. Love the idea of playing a new on at home with a steering wheel

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

@Jenbox360 Since when was dorky librarian not a compliment?

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

New guy at work refused to believe my age to the point I had to show him my ID to prove I wasn’t 29/30. Today has peaked, no one talk to me I don’t want this ruined!

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

Back to work today and one of the guys complimented me on getting visibly more in shape. I don’t know what’s going on this week but I’m having a great one

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

Someone asked me to spot them in the gym and I have never felt so validated

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

Is there anything more humbling that playing cod and being killed by Nicki Minaj?

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

Picked up the new COD if anyone wants to add me my act id is swordofpoke#9226560

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

@Jenbox360 I don’t feel like I’m in a position to dispute this point

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

@Hunkstaban Look at that jaw line! 🥵

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

One of my staff just came up to me and said “you look so tired” I said thanks? “Just letting you know” then walked away

How’s your day?

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

@Jenbox360 You beat me by 1!

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

Someone in a store asked me what custard was and all I could think of to answer was “it’s yellow” I’m not sure which one of us walked away more confused

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

Didn’t expect to enjoy Baldur gate even close to how much as I do, getting lost in the side missions so much I forget what I’m supposed to be doing

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

But I also got blip drunk!!!

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

Drunk!!!

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

@Jenbox360 I might have to put pants back on, I have no idea what anyone has said for about an hour

[Mike @SwordofPoke]

I find that most Baldurs gate cutscenes are undermined by my guy being butt naked