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cats.

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One of these days I'll get a hot chick to snapchat her boobs to me. Until then I'm just gonna keep tweeting about it.

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Awkward!

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@pussvagine I'm home now

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I need a ride home.

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Send nudes.

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I'm hungry. Someone fix this problem.

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@caswallonsmind it's a joke dude. I know I'd need more than that.

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No ebola for me!

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Look what I found!

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Party at Evans. None of you are invited.

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Bored?

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I was in the woods today.

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Coke doesn't even have a taste anymore. It just burns going down.

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It's crazy how many friends I've lost just by speaking my mind and standing up for myself.

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bugatti parody. if you didn't get the last tweet.

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I woke up in a porta potty!

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@WHITnessmyswag well thank you Whitney! I'm glad someone noticed.

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You guys remember that time I had a tumor in my intestines that almost killed me? Yeah, I didn't think so. Literally almost ripped me open.

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I'm just gonna start using women instead of trying to respect them.

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This week it was twice.