Giff

Proud husband, Dad, & Family Guy cutaway enthusiast. Live music is the best. Go Astros, Rockets, Texans, TXST, Arsenal, & Dynamo! BLM 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ Pugs rule!

[Giff @SWTBlake]

If you would have told me 20 years ago that in the year 2026 I would have no idea U2 was releasing a new album until the day before, I probably would’ve believed you because they were going downhill then. 30 years ago, I’d have slapped you. I used to love them so much.

[Giff @SWTBlake]

I rarely use the Spotify app on our TV, but thought I would tonight. Instead of reading as planned, I’m just going to stare at this album cover for an hour.

[Giff @SWTBlake]

My wife had her first colonoscopy, and they found an 8cm mass that they sent off for a biopsy. She just got a call to schedule an appointment to go over results this afternoon. This is going to be the longest 4.5 hours of my life. Good vibes please. She’s my best friend.

[Giff @SWTBlake]

Say more, fam!

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

My wife is already telling me we should consider moving out of Texas

It hadn't occurred to me until right now but Rightwing Texans might start to leave the state and Leftwing people might feel open to move to Texas en masse

We may never see a red Texas again

[Giff @SWTBlake]

This tweet is @VernonMaxwell11 approved.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I have never met an attractive or even average looking Utah fan

[Chase @chaseisblazed]

🚨BREAKING NEWS IN TEXAS CANNABIS!🚨

It looks like we have two bills called the Texas Regulation of Cannabis Act HB362 by John Bucy and HB369 by Joe Moody.

Both bills essentially legalize adult use for 21+ and end possession arrests, allow for home cultivation, and establish industry standards for commercial sales.

Great news for fellow Texans who want to see cannabis legalized 🙌🥳🎊🎉

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

my governor is a woman
my senator is a freak
no store does more than my heb

[Giff @SWTBlake]

@GregRajan You forgot Texas State football!

[Giff @SWTBlake]

I could land this plane tbh.

[Luk De Wilde @lukdewilde]

Minder dan 50 piloten zijn gekwalificeerd om te landen op Paro Airport in Bhutan.

Geen autopilot. Geen radargeleiding. Vaak slechte weersomstandigheden.

De landingsbaan blijft verborgen totdat het vliegtuig dichtbij de pieken van 18.000 ft komt.

[Giff @SWTBlake]

Four out of five canines say my forearm is a comfortable place to lay their paw.

[Giff @SWTBlake]

Four out of five canines say my ankle is a comfortable pillow.

[Baylor Lantern @BaylorLantern]

👀

[Giff @SWTBlake]

@TylerMahanCoe Love to hear it! Can’t wait to read and/or listen to whatever is next.

[lukezim @lukezim]

I'll be damned. Trump really did build the wall

[Giff @SWTBlake]

Four out of five canines say my ankle is a comfortable pillow.

[Giff @SWTBlake]

@angryjohnie And on the same day my wife is doing her colonoscopy prep!

[Giff @SWTBlake]

I just swallowed a Zyn (Velo, actually) am I gonna die?

[Giff @SWTBlake]

@angryjohnie Peppermint. The Watermelon Chill is the best though.

[Giff @SWTBlake]

@KelliBruer Oh my gastrointestinal system indeed! 😂

[Giff @SWTBlake]

@Robert_Earl182 It was great to know you homie!

[Giff @SWTBlake]

@renee_liberty Looks awesome!