scott thiede

writer/comedian • ucb performer • doesn’t need hateration in the dancery, although holleration may be acceptable on a case by case basis • he/him • bi 🏳️‍🌈

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Love to touch computer all day for money

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Love to touch computer all day for money

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@thatconnieshin Perfect idea!

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I just learned that cuckoo, Dee Dee, and sing sing are all movies out rn

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Only reason gay people go to hell is cuz Satan is gay and wants his way with all of us

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even Amazon recognizes everything I buy from them is a mistake

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Lady Gaga: “when I was young, I prayed for lightning”

Me, a former lifeguard: “yassss”

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@MissNikkiStar Time will tell but I’m impatient 👀

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@MissNikkiStar I don’t buy it!!!

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@MissNikkiStar Mesmerizing and just a cut above!

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New Years is the calendar’s birthday 😌

[Video Games: A Comedy Show @vgacomedyshow]

What’s hotter than infrastructure?

NOTHIN’!

Hear @garrettpalm and @swthiede chat with @Ocarinaofcrime about Table Top games, Pokemon, and Cities Skylines on episode 268.

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In England do they call them poker crisps?

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I do art for art’s sake (hearing people tell me my art is good)

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BECAUSE IT’S TAKEN HIM SO LONG TO COME A SECOND TIME OMG COME ON THIS IS GOLD

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Jesus has the longest refractory period of any guy I know

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@DivaLaci

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Catholics are just guilt different 💪🏼😔

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@MissNikkiStar Like to a TEE

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can’t stop chasing that ‘Trump has covid’ feeling