𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎

doing whatever tf I want

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

Selling ONE (1) COACHELLA WEEKEND 2 ticket for $600!
I can still update the address to send direct to you or I will pay to overnight ship to you once received!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣

This is a must-watch. 🔥

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

why the hell would you tell me rn AFTER I already bought the damn tickets

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

that really just ruined my whole mood like

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

I don’t even know anyone on this acct anymore lol

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

I haven’t tweeted in this acct in over a year???? damn

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

#NewProfilePic

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

sugar daddies wya

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

my co worker dm’d me late night once and never spoke to me at work again today he said “I never talk to you bc I think you hate me”

and I do get the fuck out of my face

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

#NewProfilePic update

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

I’m not nice enough to work at the club why the fuck am I still working at one hahahaha

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

nooo bc I really “napped” for 10 hours im wide awake now kill me

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

hotel booked for nyc in august!!! 😄

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

i’ll try to understand that you probably flew in from butt fuck nowhere but bitch it’s normal to pay to get into a club unless you have a pussy, a literal fucking vagina. not the little imaginary one you mitches keep carrying in your pockets nowadays fucking broke bitch

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

bitches think it’s so funny to kekekekeke when they get missed for not paying to get inside no one’s laughing w u, we’re laughing at you fucking broke ass

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

scammers have the nerve to hang up on you when u ask questions, bitch I thought you had information for me & u were the one blowing my phone up ho!!!!!

[𝚜 𝚝 𝚎 𝚙 𝚑 𝚊 𝚗 𝚒 𝚎 @swtstephxo]

I wish tattoos healed faster, the itching is sooo bad I want to kay em ess 😩😩