IPA is poison

DMs are open, and so is my marriage

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

here's the plan when I die cremate me and put my ashes up my own Ass

[Found Footage Fest @foundfootage]

On this day 23 years ago, our pal Rick and his weirdo friends held a garage sale in Denton, Texas where prices were determined by a mysterious entity known as The Pricemaster. Today only, EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE!

[Mark Ames @MarkAmesExiled]

Found this in the 1 dollar bin at the local library

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

@Jakechaley three is one of the best numbers of beers to drink

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

@tastytickler 🤣

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

[guy who no one cares what he says] I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again,

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

OUT: Shroud of Turin

IN: The true cross

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

This was a huge mistake. he went too far

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

thinking about stewie griffin if he was on one 🤣🤣

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

@unethical_slut yo

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

@i_am_peepo women are a type of girl fyi

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

billboard: buzzed driving is drunk driving
socrates: a fine proposition, as hermes himself would deliver! to wit, you are well versed in dialectic. but do you disdain those that say drunkenness is the elation of the soul?

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

@tastytickler i am awaiting trial for jumping claim

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

pilgrimage 🙏🏻 #painteroflight

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

gone off this hazy mustard

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

this crazy thing called life

[Wonder Bot @w_onderbot]

WHAT IS THE SCARIEST ROLLERCOASTER?

[IPA is poison @sxetaylor]

@tastytickler the debt pimps

[🦭 @youdeniseatsix]

me ignoring the skip intro button when the white lotus theme comes on https://t.co/ktyIu1Dxw7

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@BillyM2k Also, epic printer scene in Office Space