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@FabrizioRomano The confidence is there. The results are missing. 💀

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@FabrizioRomano 🚨 Manchester United have mastered one thing this season: consistency.

🔴 Premier League: 7 games, 7 points.
⭐ Champions League: 3 games, 3 points.

No matter the competition, United know exactly how to deliver one point per game. 💀

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@FabrizioRomano 💀 Michael Carrick, it’s time to resign. No options left. 4-0 loss against Como. Here we go… OUT! 😭 #UCL

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@FabrizioRomano 🚨 Lamine Yamal is the only player in Europe’s top five leagues with 10+ goals and 10+ assists across all competitions this season. What a talent! 🌟

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@FabrizioRomano He wasn't joking. PSG literally kept the ball away from Lamine and sent Barcelona home with a 4-2 defeat. 😂

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@FabrizioRomano Nobody said you win the Champions League in October, Hansi. We’re just asking why PSG scored four! 😂

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@FabrizioRomano When Gordon heard “Real Madrid” after that PSG defeat: “Can we reschedule El Clásico too?” 😭🤗😂

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@FabrizioRomano Lamine Yamal won the pre-match debates, but Désiré Doué won the actual award. 😭😂

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@FabrizioRomano No Negreira discussions, no domestic comfort, just Champions League football.

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@FabrizioRomano La Liga referees can’t save you here, Barça. The Champions League is a different story! 😂

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@FabrizioRomano 😂 Even Luis Enrique had to remind everyone that Messi comparisons are getting out of hand.

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@ManUtd 😂 At this rate, United’s season target should be one point per game. Anything more is a bonus.

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@FabrizioRomano 😭 “One of the best sessions since I’m here” — and the reward is one point against Leeds.

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@FabrizioRomano PSG lose Nuno Mendes, and suddenly Yamal’s night looks more comfortable. 😭

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@ManUtd @Snapdragon New lineup, new hope, same fear. 😭

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@Es66618Essey @FabrizioRomano “You know nothing about football” — the official statement of someone who has run out of arguments.

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@FabrizioRomano 😂 “I want to make a difference.” Mate, United fans have been waiting for that difference since Sir Alex left.

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@Tris8711 @premierleague

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@FabrizioRomano 😂 Playing Barcelona in La Liga is 11 vs 11, plus the referee wearing an invisible Barça shirt.