sam

lizard brain

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

how it feels to seriously rock out to some #music

[sam @sxmoconnor]

@fairy_gabmother STOP WITH THE JUMP SCARES

[sam @sxmoconnor]

it’s always the girly with the fuzzy steering wheel cover who has slabs of metal dragging under her car

[sam @sxmoconnor]

me and my cat at 1 am on a weeknight

[expert youtube viewer @rinnyposting]

To be laid up like this with her >>>> No drama, no BS, cellphones turned off. Just vibes

[sam @sxmoconnor]

@fairy_gabmother I take it back. No thank you

[trish @ultragloss]

how it feels to be tipsy from rosé

[sam @sxmoconnor]

@fairy_gabmother the realest tweet you’ve ever tweeted

[𓍊˖ ࣪⊹ @GOBLINC0RE]

Don't invite me unless these are the plans

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

you thought i was feeling you?

i probably was

[sam @sxmoconnor]

@alinaparkour @neutralmeghotel you were so right for that

[sam @sxmoconnor]

@errinamanda every successful year starts with a flop era so it can build

[sam @sxmoconnor]

@neutralmeghotel i can’t stand you 😭😭😭

[sam @sxmoconnor]

the most unrealistic part of Netflix’s new Wednesday show is finding a Taco Bell bag in Jericho VT

[sam @sxmoconnor]

all dads know is watch sport and remind daughter to get oil change

[sam @sxmoconnor]

I can finally check “meeting a huge st. bernard named Bill” off my bucket list ✅