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[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[miia @miiagarro]

always assume a man is lying

[✰. @swagoszn_]

Made it to Saturday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 15 minutes.

[c ⭑ @leftcdecode]

yo si fuese futbolista y metiese gol lo celebraria asi con la persona que me ha hecho la asistencia

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[s44nti @s44nti]

yo sin hacer nada en todo el día porque tengo algo que hacer a las 5 de la tarde

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I’m completely burnt out but still gotta work cuz I’m broke

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando AL FIN pones un limite, pero despues toca sostenerlo

[ternurin musulmán @drunkkatemoss]

rhaenyra te hubiera encantado el ibuprofeno de 800mg

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“new password can’t be your old password”

[Gireko @MarioGireko]

que haría un backyardigan en mi situación

[𝄢 @6nrRo]

norway deploying haaland to destroy england

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Harry Styles has completed his record-breaking 12-show Wembley Stadium residency.

It’s the longest residency by a musician at the stadium in a single run in history.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I find an issue at work and then realize if I tell, it will become my responsibility

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When i make an excuse and the person comes up with a solution

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

Protecting your whimsy includes knowing when to be a bitch