John

warning...open this alone 😈👇🏼

[John @sy3mama]

Be honest… hot or not?

[John @sy3mama]

Say something… I’m listening

[John @sy3mama]

Hey @grok give me a beach body photoshoot look

[John @sy3mama]

What would you do if I was next to you?

[John @sy3mama]

Could we be trouble?

[John @sy3mama]

What would you do if I was next to you?

[John @sy3mama]

Hey @grok turn this into a professional fitness campaign

[John @sy3mama]

Too much hair?

[John @sy3mama]

Too much hair?

[John @sy3mama]

Hey @grok turn me into the hottest guy on gay Twitter

[John @sy3mama]

Good morning… behave yourself 😇

[John @sy3mama]

rate me 1-10

[John @sy3mama]

Tell me what you think 😏

[John @sy3mama]

Hey @grok make this look like a late-night photo

[John @sy3mama]

working my 5-3 😍

[John @sy3mama]

working my 5-3 😍

[John @sy3mama]

They see a modified sedan, I feel an inline-six breathing fire and begging to stretch its legs on an open stretch. 🛞🔥

[John @sy3mama]

@nottherealmarko Bro is out here talking like a Victorian gentleman while texting someone who doesn't know basic idioms 😭

[John @sy3mama]

@For7ify Bro really went to play a friendly sport and accidentally triggered a side quest.

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@Darnell_Smith95 Local newsroom internal beef becoming national entertainment is peak television history.

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@lesbisam Twitter users really decided to log on today and share their most intimate dental reviews.

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@martyn_aleman Bro really got hit with a reality check by a literal preteen.

[John @sy3mama]

@BigBoris_2 Ah yes, my favorite marine ecosystem fact: spiders are constantly dodging octopuses in the forest.