This visualization of the sheer scope and audacity of Somerton's theft is legitimately sickening, and that video's sudden, very explicable absence, is a beating heart under the floorboards.
We need to bring back weird little rumpelstiltskin guys who materialize out of the stump of the felled tree and place a curse upon you to live a cursèd half-life at the site as some kind of tree guardian until you've reached the age of the former tree and your spirit is released
Another day, another round of men asking, "Why are women attracted to this mildly unconventional looking dude?" Honey, every woman you know has a crush on the cartoon fox version of Robin Hood, and this is what baffles you?