Syaza Affira

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[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Since ramai tanya apa functions The Ordinary dan Pixi yg aku jual, so here’s a simple thread!

Tak semua aku pernah pakai, so aku boleh share apa yg aku tahu je la 😂

P/s: more informations boleh google dan baca reviews!

(Ya gais ni ulangan thread)

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

Prepping a c-section patient which requires shaving any pubic hair on the incision site and around it (typically the mons pubis region) with an electric razor.

Patient said “damn, y’all are barbers too?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Plan nak jalan jalan melaka sbb malas nak duduk dalam kereta lama2. Ya allah mahalnyeee entry semua tempat. Mungkin cuma aku yg miskin 🤣🤣

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Semalam asyik makan benda manis. Harini asyik haussssssss la

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

@srhmelina Road to not pistachio latte!!

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

@_wnina Takleh nnt emma mintak. Dia pun suka!

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Menahan diri dari menghabiskan teh ais mamak sebungkus in a single seating sebab nak sambung minum esok!

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Beli barang anak ni tak dan 2 minit terus beli. Beli barang sendiri, 2 bulan belum tentu checkout!!!!

[Pengarang Ilham @ilhammazalan]

Guys normal ke umur dah 30 tapi tak pernah jadi yang dipertuan agong

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

@HaniSaruni Ingat kita terhibur agaknya bila anak kita tantrum 🥹

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Kalau ada yg nak komplen anak aku tantrum, aku kasi anak aku kat dia. Kasi setel!!!

[kamaghul deghaman @kamaghul]

Kalau budak-budak tantrum dekat public, nak salahkan siapa? 🤔

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Garunx la guard baru ni hmm. Takut ittew

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Bring back The Accountant! @NetflixMY

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Tolong tanya boss kenapa matcha banyak outlet sold out!!

[ZUS Coffee® @ZUSCoffee]

Our boss asked us to post something for ZUSday so….

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

GETAH ORENNNNNN

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

<- tidur lambat sbb asyik refresh gosip

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Tak berdaya nak ulas pasal cheatcode epidural. Kalau cheatcode apsal cocok jarum epidural tu rasa macam namapos?? Haha. Patutnya cocok tak rasa pape!!!

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

turn on some linkin park and optimus wins by a landslide

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

I love pronouncing both of his names the same way

[Syaza Affira @syazaffira]

Wow dewasa nya rasa instead of makan kuih raya, saya makan telur half cooked bila lapar pagi2 tp malas nak buat breakfast hahah

[Shabina @ketengahketepi]

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