Quick Draw McGuap

[Quick Draw McGuap @SYB_Shelly]

😍Valentine’s Day but I’m Halloweenin😈

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

The anniversary being on a Tuesday is poetic af

[Ren 𓇢𓆸 @RenYGRR]

Being religious doesn't mean you're a good person.

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Casual sex means the man did his job in making the woman like him and the woman did not do hers making him like her.

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

bitches be Off their period 60 secs tryna fuck🙄sit yo medium rare ass down😂

[Internet @ThabigRexy]

imagine fumbling a real nigga because you were addicted to chaos

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

jerked off to my thoughts instead of porn

[cash🪐 @cashhslide]

Black people been doing this forever. It’s called selling plates

[CAMELCAST OFFICIAL @CAMELCASTOff]

I've seen the most reasonable women in my life vehemently defend Lindsay Clancy. It's a very strange situation. Every time I mention that 3 kids are dead, they say. "That's not the point."

Dang. I kinda thought it was.

[Saint Zoe 🇺🇸🇭🇹 @Jupinapapi3]

All summer it was “Where all my scamming ass niggas at” and now all of a sudden yall don’t want em no more?

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

work work work dang when ima be able to fuck

[dannymurda @Yatsomurda9]

I suck at quitting weed. One argument and I'm smoking an eighth

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Don’t DESTROY your peace over one woman who doesn’t even want you.

[Pash @realpash001]

Everyone tryna fck, silly me tryna fall in love

[toxic king @toxicking]

Don’t go broke playing husband in your 20s

[4KAS @Iam_4kas]

People who are still using twitter in white mode

[6’5 guy @65cj200]

I think we seriously underestimate how difficult it is to find a genuine partner

[Uncle T @uncleTgotpaid]

take care of yourself so you don’t become a hater my nigga

[P @Pjustgotback]

Y’all can have the hoe I give up.

[͛ᒍᗩᑎᗩY🇯🇲🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🔥 @pointlesss]

Yes. Her toes going in my mouth too.

[paulito @djpaulopringlis]

A sensação quando você não está triste, mas também não está feliz, você está apenas vazio.