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(she/her) #BlackLivesMatter. I write plays/fiction/CNF; work at @ACTSanFrancisco; and try to raise my 2 kids right.

[fran @galacticidiots]

It’s officially spring, meaning Persephone is back from the Underworld and at her mother’s house, so from now on every time the weather is unseasonably cold and dreary it just means Persephone snuck out to visit Hades in secret but Demeter saw it on the birdwatch porch cam

[syche @sychela]

@RandyTaradash Yes!! I loved it.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Yes I forgot I have no business buying a $300 sweater

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

this is how i picture the microplastics in my body

[kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea]

‘is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot’ lives in my head rent free

[i like food @messedupfoods]

deconstructed fried rice

[Faux Ma @Faux_Ma]

I would like to think I’m a strong, confident, badass woman, but I also can’t bear to end a conversation with a corporate website’s chatbot without saying goodbye nicely.

[ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ @BauceSauce]

gas station cashier said “ok dick tracy” when I used my apple watch to pay for my biscuit and I don’t think I can ever wear this thing again

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Roses are redde
Elegant are manatees
To create a bettir and more just future
We neede more support for educacioun and advanced researche yn the Artes and Humanities

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

this AI beer commercial looks exactly like how an alien intelligence would understand our beer commercials https://t.co/mn3OzW32ww

[Onika Simon @osimonsays1]

@clhubes Pediatrician thought my baby had a rare scalp condition and began carefully removing light brown flakes from his hair for a biopsy… until I confessed that it was just croissant 🥐 🙃.

[sarah rose etter @sarahroseetter]

i have a gudetama sticker on my luggage & my last flight was packed & the stewardness got on the mic & was like “we need to move some bags so if your bag has a — a what IS that? is that a sad egg? if your bag has a sad egg on it, we moved it” & i just pretended it wasn’t mine

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Travis Tritt looks like an overzealous mortician did Ted Cruz’s makeup

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

Happy Passover to all who celebrate

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Unfortunate cut off at the airport baskin robbins

[James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD) @james_f_thomas]

the two gay men behind me in the grocery line were whispering and pointing at me. I fantasized that they were marveling at my beauty, feared that they were mocking me. when I left the store, they chased me down the street. "Excuse me!" they called out until I turned around