syd💁🏻‍♀️

Talents include: competitive napping, beer pong champ, memorizing song lyrics, & finishing a season on a Netflix show in 1 day

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

My 7 year old self trying to get through the carnival fun house

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

My fam is having a debate about whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich...what do y’all think??

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

You a hot mess 2020 :(

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Black Lives Matter

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

Addicted to TikTok...send help

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

I just need a life time supply of Chick-Fil-A sauce and my life would be complete

[Alex Brehm @ajbrehm24]

Corona’s for Coronavirus will 100% be a philanthropy event at some fraternity

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Coronavirus is the worst thing to hit Italy since Paolo's singing voice

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

Summer wya??

[princess dolly @ohsere]

me leaving social media on Valentine’s Day

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

Fall in love with yourself before you fall in love with anyone

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

I can not stress enough how important it is to cherish every moment with the ones you love...you never know when they won’t be there anymore❤️

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Bitches don’t eat all day and then have two (2) vodka cranberries and then send “wyd” texts at 8pm

It’s me.
I’m bitches.

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

I’ve been keeping this a secret long enough😏

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

Today a first grader told me that chicken nuggets are the worst and that she wishes they never existed...and at that moment she went from one of my favorites to my least favorite real quick🙃

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Someone said Hilary Duff and her husband Matthew Koma look like Love and Joe from You and I can't unsee it

[syd💁🏻‍♀️ @syd0ku97]

This is the only day I can tweet this so Imma take advantage of it

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

being an adult is a little bit out of my price range right now