Syd (BlueBottles)

I am not real. Neither are you. @OlssonTheatre for details

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

Cultural Intelligence is important to me. And it should be important to you too #GetCQ http://t.co/NRdTC9xkzd

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

I just supported Cultural Intelligence on @ThunderclapIt // @CommonPurpose http://t.co/4ZhXQKCaLJ

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

@Rossmccormack44 Sad day for Leeds to be ridiculed by plastic owners. Count on you to carry us through. Goal 20, 21 and 22 for you tomorrow.

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

I got lost again. Is Edinburgh the one with the big church or the big field?

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

Apparently The Bluebottles are touring #edfringe. Apparently it was announced ages ago. Apparently it's not even June anymore. Cock

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

Follow just a few, important and interesting people on Twitter? Fuck that, I'm gonna break the system and follow everyone.

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

@georgeyboy1990 thought this was something you might enjoy. Write a poem about this, you quim @gay_xxx

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

@pete_sorensen is STILL a talentless jizzhound #ShutUpPete

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

@pete_sorensen is a talentless jizzhound #ShutUpPete

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

Myspacebar'sgoneandturnedintoaslugagainandwon'tstoplookingatme.FuckoffMrSlugman,Ihavenobeefwithyou,you'rejustaslug

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

Twitter's for vapid cliched morons. You people know nothing. This isn't a tweet, it's a fucking truth-nugget.

[Syd (BlueBottles) @syd_carson]

Stop following me. For every follower I get, I will do absolutely fuck all to stop poverty, famine or Kanye West. That's a threat.