Syd the Squid

[s @sergdxxp]

When I’m married and settled, I want our house to be the place everyone comes over for Game Days. Barbecue, drinks, good music, ALLAT

[☽☉☾ @solelunastro]

Gemini, Leo, & Scorpio knowing they’re the most publicly hated of the zodiac https://t.co/73arhZVy6w

[Dyke Dimmadome @Monalise_ah]

My girl look at me like this during dinner ? ... “uh waiter lemme get two containers to go !”

[hazim @hazimhmdn]

God forgive me if i am not grateful enough

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

to everyone who met me 5 years ago im sorry i was hacked

[matty @mattycapital]

19yr old broke college student 💔 Self-taught barber💈 Help a playa out and rt dis for me... it would help me a lot out w my clientele and i would frfr appreciate it 🤝🏅

[its eli 🤍 @laeliguzman]

My bf sent me this & told me we will fill every single place with our picture 😭🥰🥰♥️♥️♥️

[alison 🦋 @alisonpool_]

“cheating is anything you wouldn’t do in front of her”
~ Dr. Phil

[𝒸𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝒶 ♡ @lena_jm13]

can I get a large order of attention please

[vale @uaalerie]

i love LOVE this scene.

[Big Slatty🐍🤧 @SoVeryRare1017]

SHE BUSTED OUT THAT BITCH LIKE CAN OF BISCUITS 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[Syd the Squid @syd_gilson]

So I’m laying in bed scrolling on Amazon and I feel something tickling me, IT WAS A FUCKING SPIDER THE SIZE OF A OF QUARTER ON MY FUCKING ARM. You already know I’m sleeping on the couch tonight

[Syd the Squid @syd_gilson]

@KatieSchultz74 Bishhhhh you doing just fine ❤️

[Syd the Squid @syd_gilson]

This time next week I’ll be at the beach with my favorite ❤️❤️❤️

[Syd the Squid @syd_gilson]

Old rude people make my blood boil