Syd Halbur

honestly, mediocre tweets w/ rare gems

[First Avenue @FirstAvenue]

𝗛𝗶, 𝘄𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

[Sarah @sarah_ispale]

schitt’s creek screencaps as famous paintings, a thread:

1. American Gothic (Wood, 1930)

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

@06fordexplorer @kierstin_geurs @lexi_geurs @fffelicia_12 @radrazzberry @trishkeith

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

Watching everyone doing the 10 push up challenge thinking “damn, I can barely do 10 from my knees lmao”

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Highlight of the Super Bowl.

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

Wait so can we cancel the rest of the football game and just watch Shakira and J Lo shake their ass??

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

To the worker at chipotle who gave me free guac because “guac shouldn’t be extra for someone as extra gorgeous as me” you did more for me in 2 minutes than any of my exes did 😂

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

I will never understand why guys slide into girls dms as his whole insta page is filled with him and his gf??? Um excuse you, that’s rude and you can exit stage left

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

*uber tells me about her grandkids*
Me: “omg you have 0 wrinkles and your skin is glowy af. How did you do that?”
Uber: “I just lived my best life.”
Okay damn boo, I felt that.

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

I wish there was an app where you could like rate boys based on your personal experience with them. Like, yeah this boy is super sweet but just not my type or this one is a raging sociopath and will gaslight the shit out of you steer clear Queen

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Carli Lloyd scores when she wants! 

Watch the 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup June 7 – July 7 on FOX, FS1 and the FOX Sports App.

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

My skin: “oh you have nothing going on this week?? We got you, all clear sweetie”
Also my skin: “oh you have a date this week?? Lemme just put Machu Picchu on your chin where you can’t hide it”

Ha ha ok thx

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

After 18 years of being a defender in soccer, I can honestly say USA’s offense would be my worst nightmare lol

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

I feel like boys like to play this game of “how many chances can I get before she actually drops my ass?”

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

How do people just go back to normal after vacay? Like yes, I was just in paradise for a week but no it’s ok I love meek weather and brown landscape and waking up before noon and doing irrelevant worksheets

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

Do you ever watch snap stories of people who are 21+ and still acting like this is their first time ever drinking and think WOW impressive, truly amazing sweetie

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

@IMCTIME marshmallow challenge from Syd, Keelie, Bre and Krista!

[Syd Halbur @syd_halbur]

Is it just me or do eyelash extensions sometimes look like someone glued daddy long legs onto a homegirls eye lids