Sydney Jacobs

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

When u specifically request ur mom not buy chips and dip bc no self control so she buys reduced fat chips and low fat dip. Hell.

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

When ur dad realizes ur listening to him for the first time in your life and moving home in a few days. #ohshit

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

I hate that I get mad when my phone rings whilst watching Netflix, but I'm like really busy OKAY? #busy

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

When you zoom in on a group pic and this is your face.😂 RBF out of control. How do I have friends? #lmk

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

Just bit my upper lip. It's puffy and kinda looks like I got lip injections. Not complaining. #lit

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

#sundays

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

Literally think I pulled my bicep muscle carrying around a child at family Easter yesterday. Is this motherhood?

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

Mosty looking forward to watching the bball game Friday to see how Bronson chooses to style his hair.

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

Spotted this morn at the grocery store: sexy dad wearing backwards Titleist hat w/barely walking toddler daughter. #goals

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

@__czesia lmao #oops

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

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[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

Would an E.coli infection cause a person to shed a couple lbs? Asking for a friend that has a free chipotle burrito&just booked spring brk

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

@MorganLA93 she don't like the lights

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

@JoHnnY_Boiiiiii ugh bae ur so cultured and fuego I'd say yes in a sec

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

Update: One of them has a KK bouncer in class. This is rich people.

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

When ur roommates are TA's but u know how they act on the weekends. #lol

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

What kind of raging lunatic watches the Grey's episode of Derek's death the same day they get a spray tan?! My face is RUINED.

[Sydney Jacobs @syd_jacobs]

@MorganLA93 huknee

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

Only if you're realizing stuff https://t.co/GnPEOes12H