Sydney

“I drink from the keg of glory, Donna!” (RT ≠ endorsement)

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

why do eventful things always seem to happen as soon as wolf blitzer is able to have a damn drink

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

It’s not a coincidence that the astronauts who’ve traveled further than any human don’t talk like they know everything. They talk like students and explorers. Their wonder and curiosity are on full display.

That’s what science does to you.

It dissolves your ego and forces you to confront the vastness of the unknown. It makes you more careful with your words, more open to being wrong and more in awe of the questions than obsessed with the answers.

It softens you in the best way possible.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

Happy Easter! 🐣

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Kenickie to Rizzo in the Grease movie:

[Josh Fuller @joshfuller124]

If I wanted to watch someone drive dangerously around downtown 150 times I’d ask a Maryland driver to find a parking spot.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Stephen Sondheim and Hal Prince in the 70’s:

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My mom raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll get it done, but you're gonna hear about it.

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

been a hard winter when 35 degrees has me wanting to drink margaritas on a patio at 7:30 am

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

The ones that get it, get it 🤝

[audrey hepburn enthusiast @darylandfilms]

watching a movie musical with a "i can't believe they just break into song and happen to know the choreography" person has to be top ten worst experiences of all time

[Cameron Arcand @cameron_arcand]

The DC mayoral race should be IRS hotdog stand guy, guy who runs the Metro, Ovechkin, and tiara-wearing snow plower.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

[Tanisha Long @Tanishaevonne]

The Pitt used their platform to tell the little known story of how the Muslim community raised money and paid for the funerals of those killed in the Tree of Life synagogue shooting.

[eva @_glorianas]

terfs freaking out over dylan mulvany playing anne boleyn and saying it's offensive because dylan doesn't have a uterus or whatever is just saying the most defining thing about was her ability to have children, which was also the belief in the 16th century that led to her death

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the greatest line delivery of all time is the way catherine zeta-jones said “cicero”

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

it’s called Elf