Syd Vicious

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

I’m begging Hollywood to cut it with the Jurassic stuff

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

Since I couldn’t doom scroll last night I fell asleep listening to my audiobook and woke up to the last few chapters playing and found out who the killer was 😪😪😪😪 I hate it here! 🤣

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

I despise public bathrooms that don’t play music… why is it dead silent and i can hear exactly what the stall next to me ate

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

I tell you what there has been no greater flight for me than the Columbus to Detroit after Lost Lands 😂 it was allll good vibes baby

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

Giraffes put their spawn thru a suicide drop lol🦒

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

I watch one video on a deer giving birth and now my whole tiktok feed is all kinds of animals having babies 😒 makes me kinda squeamish

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

Have you seen a panda give birth? They shoot out like you’re popping a zit

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

Help I can’t stop saying BBL Drizzy

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

If you don’t like Heath or Butterfingers I’m just gonna assume you’ve never had a cavity and also don’t enjoy life

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

An elderly lady tipped me today for putting her bag in the overhead bin…ma’am that’s my job as a flight attendant but yes I accept and I love you forever 🤣🫶❤️💰

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

DC for life

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

I didn’t realize how odd it was that neither of my parents drink coffee until I was in college

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

How I must look attempting the claw clip trend… also Shōgun is pretty badass

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

The Krusty Krab LEGO set isn’t a want… Issa need

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

Hello I’m back with another public restroom toilet paper dispenser review…
This one was absolutely chaotic
Having to pull out multiple scraps and ball them together to wipe was uncomfy
0/10 Wisconsin

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

So many options

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

The amount of men scrambling in the flower section at Meijer this morning 😂

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

Lions beat the Chiefs tho

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

Regardless of what I bought them for

When I wear a pajama matching set, I feel expensive

[Jenni @hashjenni]

An accusation I will deny every time. Even with evidence.

[Syd Vicious @syd_lady]

@hannieee__ Wtf…. That’s insane to think about lol