syd ✨

I love you. I'm glad I exist.

[syd ✨ @syd_lit]

I am not a woman. I am three large lizards riding on each other’s shoulders while wearing a skin suit.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

there should be an emoji that expresses genuine and true fear

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Legally speaking, lmao what

[syd ✨ @syd_lit]

@jdesmondharris @prisonculture They have never given me one inkling of a suspicion that they’d ever stop loving me and being supportive of me. It’s a huge privilege in a world where many other “kids” can’t say the same.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a group of kids
"What have you learnt this year?"
Wise beyond their years
A THREAD

[syd ✨ @syd_lit]

@lynnsstrong Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby by Donald Barthelme, Bullet in the Brain by Tobias Wolff

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[syd ✨ @syd_lit]

#NewProfilePic

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

Earth’s climate is giving air fryer. A plague kills thousands daily and bosses still asked folks to risk death for their check. Six people decided a uterus was state property. Gas is higher than Whole Foods almond milk. But your political anger is reserved for trans people?

[syd ✨ @syd_lit]

@andrealambert_r That’s how cats work 😂

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

So glad to live in a nation with gun care and health control.

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

Stop being the one who makes all the effort. Sit back and let the ship sink.

[syd ✨ @syd_lit]

@squirrelnutki13 Top 5 most satisfying experiences for sure

[syd ✨ @syd_lit]

It finally happened. Someone asked to talk to a supervisor, and I got to say “I am the supervisor,” and watch the hope drain out of their eyes.

[syd ✨ @syd_lit]

@jrsowards77 This is iconic

[Giddy🌍🇨🇦 @giddywillz]

How to have fun as an adult