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#BlackLivesMatter #ACAB Self-proclaimed conspiracy theory Queen 👑 #TheTruthIsOutThere 🌞 ♋️ 🌝♊️

[sydney 👽 @syd_nehhhh]

If an old white man tells me to smile at my job again I will pour steaming hot milk directly onto their crotch.

[transmasc lesbian ryan ross @uniseobencer]

its grand theft autumn do u know where ur boy is tonight

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

First day of fall

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

The United States of America has collapsed. Rival coffee chains have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?

[♡̷̷↯ nikki (the electric diorama's version 🐍) @fangsbless]

GUYLINER

[gülen gül 💐 @johnnyaddict]

and for the lady, perhaps a pub lunch and a medieval castle to explore?

[James Vincent @jjvincent]

came across this description ages ago of a French peasant’s dinner and decided to recreate it on a walk yesterday

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners as soon as the temperature drops below 80° in September

[sydney 👽 @syd_nehhhh]

One of the greatest tv shows to ever exist and one of my all time favorites (tied with Buffy)

[the x files ! @scullyxf]

today marks the 33rd anniversary of the x files

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

you should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[sydney 👽 @syd_nehhhh]

@mexociaIist Love that album so much

[sydney 👽 @syd_nehhhh]

@mexociaIist While I was at DePaul, the College Republicans had an event where he spoke, which triggered a huge protest and caused Milo to walk out of his event and confront the protestors, then get locked out from it because he left

[Morgan 🔪🎃 @rigor_morgan]

He’s going home 😭

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[#SALEMALI @hatesaIem]

Paul McCartney don’t you fucking dare move

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

🕊️🕊️

[strawbs 🎀 @strawbabywine]

they hit the second tower