Sydney Pickett

• america (for sure) has a problem • 1908

[Sydney Pickett @syd_pickett]

If someone tells you he/she is from Augusta there’s a 99.9% chance he/she is actually from one of the following:

Evans
Hephzibah
Grovetown
Appling
Martinez
Harlem
North Augusta

[Chloe Hamilton @Chhaamm14]

If someone tells you from Charlotte, there is a 99.9% change they are actually from:

Gastonia
Belmont
Pineville
Matthews
Waxhaw
Fort mill
Concord

[s @sfergs_]

The ‘Worst _____ EVER’ series on Netflix is my favourite. Ever version is a fucking ROLLERCOASTER

[☆ @iamriquob]

Black children deserve to grow old.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Fish ΘΔ @algae_fish]

Being black is weird bc u think u get used to all the racism but sometimes it just kinda like. Hits you. And now im holding back tears at work abt it

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

Classism had y’all thinking spirit was “the ghetto” whole time they never had a single fatal crash.

[Fine-ance @TheTajMiham]

Spirit should’ve called the Red Lobster CEO.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

He sounds like how that other guy wants to sound.

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[C.J. Lawrence @CJLawrenceEsq]

I wonder how Much money raising cane’s be saving by not using seasonings.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I can’t believe we spend so many hours a day at work instead of just living.

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

👇🏽

[Dimithry Victor @dimithryv]

That “FAHHHHH” sound effect makes everything 10x funnier

[oLAmIPoSI🍁 @iknowuknowsanti]

Who else writes "etc" knowing damn well you don't have more examples 😭

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Day party drunk > Night club drunk