Syd the Squid 🐙🐙

Good Vibes ☯☮ | WMU alumni | “Its not peer pressure, it’s just your turn”

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

Literally ALL of bachelorette nation when Taisha LITERALLY dumped Ivan #TheBachelorette

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

YES LET THE DRAMA BEGIN #TheBachelorette

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

I need to know: what group of people/producers come up with some of these men???? Like brother HUH?????
#TheBachelorette

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

Jeremy just brought in a rental to then just drop the balls with that comment #TheBachelorette

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

@MorganFabulous Sam better make it to the top 3 or im done watching. (Jk i wont stop)

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

Okay, Sam M walking up to the mansion like #TheBachelorette

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

The amount of guys who brought shots are giving me fray boy vibes and it needs to stop SOON #TheBachelorette

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

Me after watching Sams intro: #TheBachelorette

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

Ive waited him to just say it: BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLERS with the Trump touch to it. #PresidentialDebate

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

Basically what im hearing from both of these dust collectors: #PresidentialDebate

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

How this debate is going: #PresidentialDebate

[♡ @tvgoldtweets]

“I’m having his baby, no, I’m not but you should see your faces” #TaylorSwift #TTPD #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

The show putting all these turns and twists to just piss the viewers off #TheBachelor

[Syd the Squid 🐙🐙 @syd_tyslenko]

My brain going crazy and impatient waiting for this #RoyalAnnouncement
THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW DAMN IT!!!

[Anon Hater @_AnonHater_]

We can’t afford rent or groceries, get shot and murdered in public and our food is literally poisoning us slowly but yesssss go the fuck on with your TikTok ban 🥴🥴

[Troy the Panda (ARSENAL ARE BACK!) @JusABear04]

The worst part about this #ChiefsParade shooting is not a damn thing is going to happen.

Just thoughts and prayers, a patch on the jersey, or a sticker on the helmet next year.

But nothing will change, and there will be another mass shooting next month.

Sickening.

[vicky @vickymykh]

Me hearing Taylor announce a new album instead of reputation (taylor’s version) that my twitter timeline convinced me of three hours ago

[👹MAGGIE👹 @maggoholic]

Jay-Z… #Grammys

[E! News @enews]

Here’s the truth from her red lips: #TaylorSwift’s new album is coming. 🚨 (🎥: CBS/Recording Academy)