sydanium

[sydanium @sydanium]

@lauren0__0 @HoodieAllen Remember this? I just told this story and got re pissed about my shoes... and if I'm re mad you have to be too 😂

[sydanium @sydanium]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 13 Jan 2013 (via @twi_age).

[billie eilish @billieeilish]

Billie Eilish - “Guitar Songs”
Two new songs, “TV” and “The 30th”, are out now.
https://t.co/kl9LkMr9YY

[sydanium @sydanium]

I would poop myself if @billieeilish told me happy birthday

[sydanium @sydanium]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 13 Jan 2013 (via @twi_age).

[mood @moodpixs]

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

[sydanium @sydanium]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 13 Jan 2013 (via @twi_age).

[sydanium @sydanium]

@Apple You should link up with a TV company to make it possible to connect AirPods via Bluetooth to a smart TV. Then all of us parents don't have to worry about waking our little ones up when trying to watch a movie 😇

[sydanium @sydanium]

And just like that, Covid didn’t matter anymore. lol.

[sydanium @sydanium]

You don’t get married for love.. you get married so you never have to go to the Doctors alone. lol.

[sydanium @sydanium]

I feel hella unimportant rn

[sydanium @sydanium]

Tell me why my wife’s first kiss had the same last name as me... 🤔🤔🤔

[sydanium @sydanium]

Don’t get your exercise from jumping to conclusions

[sydanium @sydanium]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 13 Jan 2013 (via @twi_age).

[sydanium @sydanium]

Alexa, TV volume “chip”

[sydanium @sydanium]

I wish @netflix had a Shuffle Play button for series like Friends and The office

[Brittany @_brittanyromero]

Me watching my dad on the grill waiting for him to give me a piece of carne asada.

[sydanium @sydanium]

Okay but that commercial had me FOOLED. I thought that was a hallmark commercial.. turns out @ChickfilA done stepped their game up 😂

[sydanium @sydanium]

#dangle berry

[sydanium @sydanium]

@lizzo I just got a message from my wife telling me that YOU’RE the reason she feels/is feeling better about herself. I just wanted you to know that you’re doing way more than just making music, and to simply say thank you.