Pedro

Rule #1: Don't be good at something you don't want to do. Rule #2: Always lower mom and dad's expectations. Rule #3: Deny, Deny, Deny

[mady the vampire @hollsrzanov]

satan stops god from publishing the bible

[𖤍 @fkaeusexua]

God confirms the second Bible is coming

[Pedro @sydcarmyforever]

@twtselma And he looks stupid as fuck too

[seungmin | SLOW IT DOWN @jeonginsmam]

was discussing katseye drama with my 9 year old cousin and realised i was the one continuing the conversation

[Grave 🥀 @Gravecyde]

The most insane red herring ever

[fab @tenetations]

"somebody get these beggars out of here" son or "you see how this looks, right?" daughter

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

Resident Evil this weekend, Primetime next weekend… cinephile who’s going to be okay

[z4c7 @zackpr05]

Resident Evil movie this weekend and then Primetime the next

[Pedro @sydcarmyforever]

And it wasn’t canon????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #TikTok https://t.co/4eAYQvlnfJ

[🇵🇸 MemesOfProduction 🇾🇪 @SeizeThoseMemes]

Yeah I'm spending Kirkmas with my family then I'm doing 9/11 with the in-laws tomorrow

[#SurvivingBrentKey @Playboi_Gandhi]

Seeing too many people that were mourning Charlie Kirk last year trying to join us for the Kirkversary #StaffOnly

[julie @helencftroy]

when i read i forget i exist

[laila @taerinvu]

nunca vi star wars e nem vou ver

[r @bekhayalime]

https://t.co/IWz2A1TyIQ

[Mah vai ver o cortis @juhoonfofuxo]

Nunca vi friends e nunca vou ver

[boring barbie bradshaw @tarsiliinha]

a sensação de acordar de um sonho que eu gostaria que tivesse sido real

[Pedro @sydcarmyforever]

@MatthewFerrari That actually means a lot to me