Sydnie Culpepper

*an everlasting soul for an ever reaching mind, my child*

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

He will be a President for all of our families.

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

When @joerogan's standup helps you on your first test. #shitsandwhich

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

@blackberrysmoke My dad's 60th birthday is in a few weeks and he absolutely loves you guys! He has been to countless shows over the last 10+ years. Is there any way I could get a birthday wish video for him?

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

@itsleviOsa934 @jennybeawr_ By that time, the only thing I had seen from you in a year was your ass on insta lol. PM'd the password

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

@itsleviOsa934 @jennybeawr_ I honestly forgot about it until I got this message 😂

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

#twinning @BillMurray

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

I'm still greatly impressed with the person whose response to "Indians is an offensive mascot" was "fine. Red Wolves it is."

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

I had me a girl
Like cigarette smoke
She came and she went

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

..too old for counting sheep. But I'm sleeping like a baby, no more bags under my eyes. I'll be paying for this Ambien as long as I'm alive!

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

Boston George is finally a free man!

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

This humidity made me a buttered noodle.

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

When I told you to step up I meant it in a Coach Taylor kind of way.

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

"Her face was a perfect oval. Like a circle that had two sides gently compressed by a thigh master"

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

Run with the hunted

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

Today's my first day a Fort Sam Houston, and I already miss my platoon.

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

@loljozee 8 hours before I leave and I hit your car, we pick up a hitch hiker, and you almost get us hit by a train. Damn I'm gonna miss you

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

You're a slave to money, then you die.

[Sydnie Culpepper @sydcpepper]

You're like a Subway gift card! 😍