sydnee 🦋

Dixieland delight ✨

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

I wish I had serotonin instead of tits and a dump truck ass, but life is just unfair unfortunately.

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

My mind has felt like a cranberry bog lately

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

The receptionist at my primary care doctor’s office told me I seemed like I would be really cool to hang out with and asked me for my Snapchat. Guess who has a new 20 yr old bestie? That’s right…me. I’ll be your auntie bestie 😂

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

Like having T1D isn’t annoying enough, let’s add 4 million alarms that you don’t have the option to silence throughout the day to add to the chaos. 🙃

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

I want some swedish candy so bad I can’t stand it. Somebody get me some bubs.

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

Jordan yanked my towel turban off my head and swore up and down he didn’t know my hair was twisted up in it. Men are clueless.

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

The real question is what skinny ass genetics do you have to possess to fit into xxs Figs scrubs?? I’m fighting for my life to fit into mediums. 😅

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

Who else was traumatized by the ‘prom promise’ skit? It kind of feels like a fever dream now.

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

The absolute most traumatizing time of my life. I’m still not okay.

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

Do yourself a favor and watch Unlocked on Netflix. Dude got high on meth and robbed a pet store. He had a pillowcase full of snakes and grabbed an iguana that ended up biting his wiener. Sir you’re not a hard criminal, you just did what most women want to do with puppies 🤣🤣

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

Something I’ve noticed from watching a lot of true crime is a very alarming number of people own samurai swords

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

@Tessa3697 We all need heat lamps

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

Jordan’s body temperature is normal like 98.6 consistently. He argues with me there’s no way I’m that cold all the cold. Checked my temp after being under a heated blanket for 2 hours and mine is 95.5. I’m truly a lizard.

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

I’m craving an onion but not like just to bite into a raw onion…but something with a strong onion-y, garlic, pungent flavor. No particular food craving but something with that flavor 🙃

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

I LOVE egg salad and I also love deviled eggs and it really didn’t hit me until this big age that egg salad is really just chopped up deviled eggs….

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

@lilmacattack This is why we’re friends 🩷

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I call tootie Kevin Gates sometimes because she walks around with her ears stuck straight out like damn satellites. Just fyi if you ever wanted to know how my brain works and puts two and two together.

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

My dog’s groomers have two dogs and their names are Chive and Onion. You either hate it or love it. And I love it.

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

I’ve been in a bad place mentally for like the last 10 years lol

[sydnee 🦋 @syddcook]

Whenever my blood sugar is low I simply cannot be bothered by eating anything to bring it back up. I just want to let it continue to drop until I feel like I’m dying.