Syd

Former VP of SADD (Students Against Destructive Decisions)

[altheboss @AlTheBoss03]

Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Sorry for being a bitch I’m in a caloric deficit

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

Me trying to remember what the hell happened in the last season of Stranger Things tomorrow

[BIG BETA SENSEI🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

[c @rayofvenuss]

The Pope to return to the Vatican

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

Joe Flacco finding out he’s going to an even worse offensive line

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

Tyreek Hill the second he gets traded back to the Chiefs

[Anthony Nash @_anthonynash]

Russell Wilson when you only need 5 yards on 4th down

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Dylan Raiola spotted at Patrick Mahomes locker before the game

[Jorden. @getmoneyjord]

Bill Burr be doing random shit

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Angel Reese with the NO-LOOK-PASS. 👀🔥

[milk @wet_foal]

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

ANGEL REESE WITH THE FASTBREAK DUNK 🤯🔥🔥

[greg @greg16676935420]

Happy two week anniversary to those who celebrate

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Angel Reese hit the BOTTOM of the backboard on an OPEN layup 😭😭😭

[alondra @alondramaren]

Idk which friend gave you ptsd but baby you do not have to pay me back for a 3 dollar mcchicken

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Angel Reese All-Star Game highlights 🔥

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Someone has clearly never had a pulled pork sandwich and a fireball shot at 9:15am before…

[Spitfire @RealSpitfire]

“Pay us what you owe us”

“Im not kidding, we will sit out”~Angel Reese

For the love of God, PLEASE SIT OUT!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣