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[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

if you write me a letter, i will literally keep it for the rest of my life.

[lilium @pukeirl]

hey can u do me a favor and just bash my fucking head in as hard as possible with that big rock over there until my body goes limp

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

if you ever need me, i’m always just 3 missed calls and 4 text messages away

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

I love talkative stray cats like yeah bro meow meow you're so real

[4:44 @leliibaby]

honestly the whole point of getting a job is so you can buy your girlfriend whatever she wants

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

it is october and beautiful things are coming

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

i think we should lowkey hang out every day until we die

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

fluent in yappanese

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i miss you (money i’ve spent)

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

the best thing about being alive is that sometimes there is a cat

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

this elder abuse livestream

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

My forehead is big because God designed it for lots of kisses.

[Ian Munsick @IanMunsick]

Not sure any state loves beer and country music more than Nebraska…

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm gonna join the cicadas this summer and scream